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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Key West Cemetery - Moving on UP!


No one knows exactly how many bodies are buried in the 15 acres of the historic Key West Cemetery. Researchers guess there are between 60,000 and 100,000. On the high end that works out to one for each 6 square feet. And yet, according to Sexton Russell Brittain, there's still plenty of room for more. How is that possible you ask?

Built in the heart of Old Town after the 1846 hurricane, the cemetery houses the colorful people of the town's past and is visited by an estimated 50,000 tourists a year. The land, originally purchased by the city for $400, is now so valuable that people are asking for up to $30,000 to resell their plots.

There are no ground plots available in the cemetery, except for resales, so the graves are being taken to another level. Within the last year, longtime Key West families like the Spottswoods and Toppinos have erected tall tombs in which they can lay to rest up to 40 family members. Mausoleums can be built to four or five levels high if an architect and engineer approve the plans, Brittain said.

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Saturday, October 28, 2006

Today in Key West History

79 Years Ago Today - The first scheduled international flight by a U.S. airline took place on this day in 1927, as Pan American Airways began operations. That first flight contained sacks of mail, carried by a Fokker Trimotor from a dirt runway in Key West, Florida, across 90 miles of water to Havana, Cuba. Passenger flights soon followed. By 1935, Pan Am pioneered commercial flights across the Pacific. When Pan Am started in 1927, it had two aircraft and 24 employees. Now, U.S. airlines employ 570-thousand people, operate more than 8- thousand aircraft and carry nearly 700-million passengers a year.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Pretenders in Paradise Crowned


Big Pine Key resident, Susann D’Antonio was the winner. She was dressed as a blonde sea hag driving a 10-foot-tall blue and pink sequined replica steam engine and she drove it right into victory lane.

D'Antonio constructed the "Aquatic Express,” featuring a clamshell canopy and two moving seahorses, with her artist husband Bobby. Inspired by the 2006 Fantasy Fest theme of "Key Weird on the Dis-Oriented Express," the veteran festival participants combined elements of six previous costumes to create the eccentric engine that weighs an estimated 150 pounds.

The festival will reach its climax Saturday night with the Captain Morgan Fantasy Fest Parade down Whitehead and Duval streets. It is anticipated up to 70,000 revelers wull pack Key West's historic downtown as the parade steps off at 7 p.m.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Tsunami to Purify Fantasy Fest

A "Weird" Word from Rick Wade - The Wave

In a prophetic vision and word from God, I have been shown that America will soon begin to experience events of cataclysmic proportion never before seen in this world (Luke 21:25). Such events will include natural disasters such as earthquakes (St. Louis and California), tsunamis, hurricanes, fires, tornadoes, and other various weather phenomena.

The results will be catastrophic as the vision reveals that millions of people will perish. These disasters will come in waves and sometimes happen almost simultaneously. I have seen a tsunami or double tsunami occurring in South Florida with a strong possibility of this event occurring before the end of the last weekend in October (26th-29th), with tidal waves converging from the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico over South Florida and the Keys.

These waves will cause severe destruction to Miami and the Florida Keys while impacting the entire Eastern coast of the United States. Again, the destruction to South Florida will be devastating and shake America to its core.

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Drag Queens Banned From Goombay Festival

Image hosted by Webshots.comGoombay Festival has banned drag queens from performing on the main stage at this year's two-day event. Organizers said the shows were getting too racy for the family-oriented event that kicks off the more bawdy Fantasy Fest. A tearful Horace Billups, whose stage name is B.J. Safari, said that after a half-dozen years as emcee on the main entertainment stage, he was told he can perform as a man, but not as a woman during the festival in Bahama Village.

"It's bigotry, it's a lot of envy, and it needs to be addressed," Billups said. Keena Allen, stage manager for the festival, said Billups' act was "getting unclean," which led organizers to ban drag queens from the show. Drag queen performers like Billups are rare at Goombay. "The performers we've had in the past, they forget it's a family event, and we're trying to remind them there's a lot of children out there and elderly adults," Allen said. "But they get hyped up and forget the children are there. It's too sexual; it's adult entertainment, really."

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Beware Hidden Cameras


With this years Fantasy Fest beginning and the huge proliferation of camera phones you need to remember "What happens in Key Weird may not Stay in Key Weird." A case in point is that of Catherine Bosley, a former news anchor at WKBN-TV in Youngstown, Ohio.

After recovering from a serious lung illness in the spring of 2003, Bosley holidayed in Key West, Florida, with her husband to celebrate. There, she joined in a wet T-shirt contest around midnight. The event was filmed and the film of Bosley stripping and posing nude for the crowd was leaked onto the Internet after 10 months. As a result of the negative publicity, she resigned from WKBN.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Sponge Man

Puppy Tracks USA is holding a contest for the most unusual, offbeat US location. Obiviously there is a Key Weird location among the 10 finalists. The Sponge Man of Key West, at the Mallory Square Sponge Market. You can vote for this destination here.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Key Weird on the Dis-Oriented Express


Fantasy Fest is when Key Weird really gets
W e i r d.

Key West's annual Halloween blowout, Fantasy Fest, has been themed ''Key Weird on the Dis-Oriented Express,'' this year. The 10-day event, October 20 – 29, 2006, features masquerade balls, costume competitions, street parties and general craziness. It culminates with the Captain Morgan Fantasy Fest Parade, an outlandish procession with motorized floats, marching bands and participants often weirdly clothed or unclothed.

Police announce 2006 Fantasy Fest nudity policy: Feel free to flash your painted breasts and bum, just don't drop trousers. If you are ready for some uninhibited fun this may be the Halloween party for you. Some of the most amazing "costumes" will turn out to be only body paint!

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Key Weird Dog House

It is called the Key West Cottage and is priced at $10,500, By Doggie Mansions.

For the independent pooch, this 6- by 8-foot retreat has all the perks: air conditioning, a brushed suede couch, ceramic tile floors, art work, a flat-screen TV with canine-friendly DVD collection, and designer toys by Hot Diggity Dog and Chewy Vuitton. Accommodating human guests and easy cleanups were top considerations for this custom project by recent startup Doggie Mansions.

Note: The price above does not include the land, permits or insurance. Considering a minimum 3 foot setback all around this Dog House will require 168 square feet of land. The average land value in Key West at $75 per square foot. The final cost this dog house in Key West will approach $25,000.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Weird Crime


This was printed in todays Key West Citizen's Crime Report.

House fight

KEY WEST — Two female housemates punched each other over an open door that was letting all the air conditioning out of the house, according to police reports.

The husband and boyfriend of the women watched while the two pushed and hit each other in the Packer Street incident around midnight last Sunday, reports said.

The women were told they had committed "mutual battery" and that they could both be arrested. They agreed to all go to their own bedrooms and not come out.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Mosquito Smugglers Beware!


Florida Keys Mosquito Control, 305-292-7190 http://www.keysmosquito.org/, inspectors will be going to every residence in Key West from Monday through Friday. The inspectors will be knocking on doors and entering yards for each resident's benefit, and will leave cards or brochures to let folks know if and where they are breeding mosquitoes on their property, or where they could potentially be a problem.

I wonder what else they may be reporting was found during these "inspections."

Friday, October 13, 2006

Count Mummifies Lover

Key Weird in not a new phenomenon.

On April 22, 1930, while working at the Marine Hospital in Key West, Georg Karl Tänzler (AKA Count Carl Tanzler von Cosel) met Maria Elena Milagro "Helen" de Hoyos (1910–1931), a local, Cuban-American woman who had been brought to the hospital for an examination by her mother. Tanzler immediately recognized her as the beautiful dark-haired woman that had been revealed to him in his earlier "visions." By all accounts, Hoyos was viewed as a local beauty in Key West.

Hoyos was eventually diagnosed with tuberculosis, a nearly always fatal disease at the time, that eventually claimed the lives of almost her entire immediate family. Tanzler, with his self-professed medical "knowledge" attempted to treat and cure Hoyos with a variety of medicines, as well as x-ray and electrical equipment, that were brought to the Hoyos' home. Tanzler showered Hoyos with gifts of jewelry and clothing, and allegedly professed his love to her.

Despite Tanzler's best efforts, Hoyos died of terminal tuberculosis at her parent's home in Key West on October 25, 1931. Following Hoyos' funeral, which Tanzler paid for, and with the permission of her family, Tanzler commissioned the construction of an above ground mausoleum in the Key West City Cemetery that he visited almost every night.

In April, 1933, Tanzler removed Hoyos' body from the mausoleum, carted it through the cemetery after dark on a toy wagon, and transported it to his home. Tanzler attached the corpse's bones together with wire and coat hangers, and fitted the face with glass eyes. As the skin of the corpse decomposed, Tanzler replaced it with silk cloth soaked in wax and plaster of paris. As the hair fell out of the decomposing scalp, Tanzler fashioned a wig from Hoyos' hair that had been collected by her mother and given to Tanzler not long after her burial in 1931.[2] Tanzler filled the corpse's abdominal and chest cavity with rags to keep the original form, dressed Hoyos' remains in stockings, jewelry, and gloves, and kept the body in his bed. Tanzler also used copius amounts of perfume, disinfectants, and preserving agents, to mask the odor and forestall the effects of the corpse's decomposition.

In October, 1940, Elena's sister Florinda heard rumors of Tanzler sleeping with the disinterred body of her sister, and confronted Tanzler at his home, where Hoyos' body was eventually discovered. Florinda notified the authorities, and Tanzler was arrested and detained. Tanzler was psychiatrically examined, and found mentally competent to stand trial on the charge of "wantonly and maliciously destroying a grave and removing a body without authorization." After a preliminary hearing on October 9, 1940 at the Monroe County Courthouse in Key West, Tanzler was held to answer on the charge, but the case was eventually dropped and he was released, as the statute of limitations for the crime had expired.

Shortly after the corpse's discovery by authorities, Hoyos' body was examined by physicians and pathologists, and put on public display at the Dean-Lopez Funeral Home, where it was viewed by as many as 6,800 people. Hoyos' body was eventually returned to the Key West City Cemetery where the remains were buried in an unmarked grave, in a secret location, to prevent further tampering.

Key West Cemetery

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Key Weird History - 20 Years Ago


In 1986 the one-story frame residence and adjacent apartment unit on top of the garage and the adjacent cottages at 729 Catherine St. (the corner of Catherine and William) sold for a reported $190,000. They said that was an absurd price at the time for a 1,000 square foot home.

Today this same property, belonging to the same owner, has a taxable assesment of almost $900,000 and would probably sell for $1.2 to 1.5 million.

That is an increase, in the assessed value, of 23% per year (a nice return on your investment) and an increase in real value of between 30% and 40% per year. Pretty Weird!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Party Animals a Different Breed in Key Wierd


Every dog may have its day, but only in Key West can that "day" include competing in a costume contest specifically designed for canines, felines and other party animals. The fur is sure to fly as dogs, cats, birds, pot-bellied pigs and domestic animals of all kinds strut their stuff in the WKEY Pet Masquerade and Parade, set for 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 25, overlooking the water at the Westin Key West Resort & Marina, 245 Front St.

Entrants in this wacky test of "animal magnetism" typically range from simple pet-and-person duos to exuberant ensembles featuring multiple animals and humans performing offbeat production numbers. The event is a highlight of Key West's 10-day Fantasy Fest costuming and masking festival.

Competitors are encouraged to design their costumes around the Fantasy Fest theme of "Key Weird on the Dis-Oriented Express." Judges traditionally award prizes for junior contestants, the most exotic attire, the best theme adaptation and even pet-owner look-alikes. The animal antics are to be emceed by on-air personalities from Key West radio station and event sponsor WKEY 93.5 FM.

Registration for the Pet Masquerade begins at 4 p.m. Wednesday at the Westin. The contest entry fee is $25, with proceeds benefiting Lower Keys Friends of Animals. Viewing of the madcap menagerie is free, and organizers request that spectators leave nonparticipating pets at home.

For more information, contact WKEY at (305) 296-7511 or visit the pet parade section of www.fantasyfest.net

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Tattoo Parlors in Key West

Can you guess which business can't be found in Key West? T-Shirt Shop, Ice Cream Shop, Tattoo Parlor, Surf Shop or Bar & Grill. Chances are you would not guess Tattoo Parlor. The truth is Key West has banned tattoo parlors since 1966.

The commander of the Naval Air Station decided his drunken sailors should not have easy access to permanent body paint and demanded a ban on tattoo parlors within city limits. Forty years later, a renowned tattoo artist and a Key West businessman and his son are trying to end the city's ordinance.

''Times have changed. This is 2006,'' said Boe Mencarelli, a tattoo artist for 22 years who owns a parlor in Palm Bay. ``Thirty years ago, only soldiers, bikers, wannabe gangsters and the undesirables of society got tattoos. But now tattoos are absolutely a fashion statement. I've done tattoos on lawmakers, lawyers, doctors, nurses, architects, state troopers, stock brokers, you name it. I just tattooed Puff the Magic Dragon for a woman's 83rd birthday.''

Mencarelli and James McAlhany, who owns construction and charter boat companies, made a presentation at the Oct. 3 Key West City Commission meeting to put an upscale tattoo salon on Duval Street. The duo got about as much support from the commissioners as they would have in front of the Disney World board of directors, although by taking no action, the commission left the door open for the two to try again.

''I'm not in favor of it,'' said Commissioner Jose Menendez, who pointed out that anyone who wants a tattoo can travel only a couple miles to Stock Island, where there are a handful of parlors. Commissioner Harry Bethel said he is adamantly opposed -- and he has tattoos. Even Commissioner Mark Rossi, who owns Durty Harry's Entertainment Complex and Rick's Bar on Duval Street, didn't lend support, saying simply ''no comment'' at the meeting.

Rossi said Friday he didn't think he would vote for a change because of the drinking and partying that occurs on Duval Street, implying it would not be good for tourists to wake up with a permanent souvenir.

The military opposition to tattoo parlors is long gone. Navy rules don't ban tattoos, but there are limits: No body art that's obscene, sexually explicit, discriminatory or visible anywhere on exposed skin or under white uniforms. ''The original ordinance was because of the Navy's concern for good order, discipline and morale of its sailors,'' said Jim Brooks, spokesman for the Key West Naval Air Station. ``But here we are 40 years later, it's a totally different Navy. We have a pretty clear tattoo policy. And our sailors understand the repercussions.''

Paradise Tattoos does operate just outside the Key West City limits on Stock Island.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Key Weird History

The more things change the more they stay the same.

50 Years ago the Key West Police arrested a man who had forced a Key West cab driver, at gunpoint, to make an early morning tour of Stock Island night spots.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Drunks Can be Weird Too

Officers reportedly found two men, ages 63 and 76, allegedly passed out, with their pants unbuckled, on a sidewalk at White and Catherine streets, about a block from Horace O'Bryant Middle School.

An officer woke the 63 year old man and told him to leave, which he did. The 76-year-old man, however, cursed and insulted the police in Spanish upon awakening, then went back to sleep. As more officers arrived to help, that man was again awakened and made to stand up, officers said. As an officer handcuffed the 76-year-old, arresting him on charges of disorderly conduct, his pants reportedly fell down to his ankles as he laughed.

The 63-year-old man returned to the scene, allegedly trying to disrupt the arrest of his friend, and was arrested on the same charges himself. Police also said a small pair of girls underwear was found in the pocket of the 63-year-old man. The 63-year-old man merely laughed and said he liked the panties when asked why he had them. A witness told police that she saw both men drinking, yelling and urinating in public — she also reported seeing the 63-year-old fondling the panties with his genitals exposed.

Both men were charged with disorderly conduct and both reportedly spit on the divider in the patrol car on the way to the Monroe County Detention Center.